[COBOL2Java]

One woman was “so excited,” and remarked that it was “like the best day of my life"

Wonder if that's her in the middle? I read somewhere she's a regular at these kinds of staged events.

[uncitizen]

Yes, totally staged. Who still buys this crap?

[DPMD]

Are those white hands on his head just trying to touch him, or rub the head for good luck? After all, racism is the coin of the democrat realm.