[Kenny Bunk]

... would anyone voluntarily go hear him talk?

I would go. It's about time the Army developed combat teleprompters. Affirmative Action Officers need them to issue commands to their troops.

To watch my CiC swivel his sleek head from one teleprompter to another as he delivers platitude after platitude after non-sequitur is an awe-inspiring sight to see and wonderful to hear.

Somehow, it brings me back to my glory days in combat, during which a frequently heard phrase was,

"WTF was that?"

[knittnmom]

combat teleprompters

LOL! Great idea!