For those who might be reading but don’t know, Catholic SSPX parishes avoid both problems you’ve described — communion carnival freakshow and orgasmic (married) priests.
OUr Latin Mass is one of a few, and it is not Pius X.
And it is so reverent. It is Roman Catholic. We take the trip when necessary, or desirable.
It is not outside the teaching of the Roman Catholic Church or the Vatican/the Holy See, to be reverent at Mass.