[Count of Monte Fisto]

Billionaire oligarch Petro Poroshenko

That says it all right there. In store for the Ukrainians - Globalism, mountains of debt, crony corporatism, massive Third world immigration, official oppression, regulations by non-elected Globalist bureaucracies, homosex-ed for five year olds, and this guy:

[Tailgunner Joe]

The biggest gangster oligarch is KGB Putin himself who has looted billions from Russia and hidden it in Switzerland and Lichtenstein. Nobody in the world is more corrupt than the Russians.