Rich kid like that couldn’t get himself a hooker?
And he was driving a BMW to boot. Must be he didn't try very hard.
I must be old-fashioned. I thought that college was a place to better yourself, learn a trade, and prepare yourself for the rest of your life, not to get laid, party, and have fun.
Why aren’t girls attracted to me?!!! Er, because you’re a homicidal maniac?