Hummus made with ramps, or pickled ramps might be almost edible :)
And btw, you all gotta know that hummus is Muzzie food! An Arab delicacy...and each of the virgins waiting for the suicidal Muzzie terrorist comes to him bearing her own special hummus to sooth him on his way to Muzzie Hell. :)
I got nothin against middle eastern food.
I am just not a fan of hummus.