LOL!
I’ll donate a 27 year old fridge if they’ll pick it up, it’s in the garage right by the door.
They don’t make em like the one I have anymore, it’s cherry and it’ll start right up when you plug er in and give er a kick on the side down low near the back. After a few days it’ll purr like a kitten.
ROFLOL!!! Hey, save that fridge for me! B^)