[MUDDOG]

They're still selling Johnny Cash stamps, which is my choice for bills, since it covers up the "put stamp here" square so well.

The clerk at the post office told me they sold out of Jimi Hendrix stamps.

[elcid1970]

Some postal idiot tried to sell me a Ramadan stamp right after 9-11.

I said “No! I want a U.S. flag stamp!”

He actually said, “They both cost the same”. Low-info voter to da max!