Just play Rocky Top ad finitum, they’ll pray for death.
LOL!!!
Wish that I was on ole Rocky Top
Down in the Tennessee Hills.
There’s some smoggy smoke on Rocky Top,
It’s from an electric chair.
Oklahoma may go that way too.
And they play ‘Boomer Sooner’ ‘cause the words are easy to remember and the person strapped-in can throw the switch himself.
The Okie chair will be a recliner with vibration, heat and, of course, high-voltage.
The LazeeBoy: “It’s Smokin’!”