Two aliens land their space craft next to a gas station. Neither has ever had to fuel their craft and they don't know what a gas pump is. Barack Obama walks up to the pump and says, "Oooohh! You have made me very angry!" His companion, Marvin, says, "Comrade. Do not trifle with this Earthling." Barack persists, and demands to meet with the Earthling's leader.
The gas pump makes no response. So Barry pulls out his laser pistol and blasts the pump. The explosion blows him 25 feet, and as he is attempting to locate one of his upper limbs, Marvin says, "I warned you not to give an ultimatum to a creature who can hang his cock in his ear. Ooohh! Now I am very angry with you."
