[Kenny Bunk]

Jack, unless Chrissie's trousers were wet when he said this, don't believe it.

All Chris Matthews' statements must pass the stringent MTMI test.

The Matthews Trouser Moisture Index.

If Chrissie's pants ain't wet
Maybe you'd best forget

[Farmer Dean]

I have to wonder,how does Matthews ever remove all that pubic hair caught in his teeth?