[dragnet2]

They also magnify their products to fill most of the TV screen.

Hamburgers appear as huge complete meals, yet when you buy one in person, it more resembles a cookie sized hamburger. Large steaks on TV turn out to be cell phone sized in person.

Most restaurants are complete rip offs and even the breakfasts they serve which used to be decent deal, fall into the the rip off category. Places like Dennys and McDonald’s used to be great bargains. Now? Forget it.

[Steve_Seattle]

Overheard in a restaurant many years ago. A customer calls the waiter to his table:

Customer (pointing to steak on plate): I can't eat this.

Waiter: Is there a problem with your steak?

Customer: Steak? That's not a steak, that's a quivering piece of fat.