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To: ClearCase_guy

“. But as a president? He is strong. “
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Thanks only to his puppet masters. On his own, Obama could not run a taco stand.


11 posted on 05/18/2014 9:06:52 PM PDT by AlexW
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To: AlexW

Re Obama couldn’t run a taco stand.

Yes, but he could RUIN a taco stand, and here’s how.

* EPA rules on type of fuel used to heat the food. Proper garbage disposal.
* OSHA - staff must wear asbestos clothing and rubber gloves
* Dept. of Agriculture - Meat must be PETA approved, free range, no bug diet, never lived near Clive Bundy’s range, and must be Halal killed. Must be a reduced-fart food.
* Bureau of Land Management - must be feed only Govt grass
* Dept. of Interior - Free range cattle and chickens
* Dept. of Health & Human Services - Meat must only come from Sebelius’ Kansas
* Dept of ICE/Homeland Security. Foreign beef must have proper immigration papers unless from Mexico (they must have a free Swim the Rio Grande permit)
* Dept. of Transportation - Taco cart/stand must meet DOT wheels and transportation fuels, wear and mileage standards
Must have federal, state, local, and Mexican license plates.
* FCC - any radio must meet federal standards for “fairness doctrine” talk shows
* SEC - taco stand owner must file 10K and 8K annual forms even if they are not a stock-holding company
* IRS - taco stand owners must document every expenditure for the business and keep those records for 20 years
* Bureau of Weights and Measures - all beef patties must weigh exactly the same even if they are small, medium, large, or supersized

and those are just the govt organizations, federal, state and local who will destroy one taco stand. Obama - YES I DID!


61 posted on 05/19/2014 5:27:36 PM PDT by MadMax, the Grinning Reaper
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To: AlexW

I WONDER IF AMERICANS HAVE LOST THE WILL TO DO ANYTHING. SURE SEEMS LIKE IIT.


68 posted on 05/20/2014 8:25:04 PM PDT by primrose (w)
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