A Jewish Dr who does circumsisions tosses them into a drawer after each one.
One day he takes this drawer full of you-know-whats and decides to make a wallet out of them.
Next thing you know he’s sitting at a bar and a guy comments on his nice wallet.
The Dr. says oh thanks. Best thing about it is if you rub it, it turns into a suitcase.
Badabump tish
Funny one.
I heard the same joke in 1967. I bought an elephant-skin wallet on Tu-Do Street in Saigon. One of my mates said if I rubbed it, it’d turn into a set of luggage.