Actually, you’re very much ON topic.
The “Americanas” can go to their queer friend “weddings”...then go home, alone, to a houseful of cats and yes, curse the men that “get it” and shop for imported models*.
Because the domestics, overwhelmingly, are worthless, unless “Sex and the City” trivia is involved.
*I’m not married, but eliminated domestic models from consideration years ago. I only consider and consort with imports.
A true Maine Woman might feel the same way. Large enough to provide shade in Summer, and warmth in Winter, she herself would perhaps consider anyone like you, being from "away," as an "import," and might rule you out.
“Because the domestics, overwhelmingly, are worthless, unless Sex and the City trivia is involved.”
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Seems you’ve been looking for love in all the wrong places.You might want to try a new bar.
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“Sex and the City” a show about four gay men trapped in women’s bodies.
Yes, they won the right to “marry” just as marriage disappeared from mainstream American culture...