[MNDude]

I thought we missed our very last chance to pass world saving legislation 8 years ago.

[nitzy]

Since we made a blood sacrifice by giving our children's healthcare over to the high priests of Washington DC and a material sacrifice by destroying our cars in cash for clunkers, the earth god was appeased.

Apparently, the volcano has started rumbling again and it is time for another sacrifice. This time she wants us to forgo our cars, jobs, food and standard of living by throwing them into the volcano. That is all that can save us now.