Chelsea Clinton will be 35 years old on February 27, 2015, and legally eligible to be President.
Imagine the stirring scene, as Chelsea picks up the torch dropped by her ailing mother, laid low by the stresses of her extraordinary service to our country as Secretary of State!
I know, I am a sick bastard...
But who would have predicted President Barack Obama in 2006?
Well, they’ve already done their best to fix Chelsea’s face, now they have to infuse her with a personality. She’s about as exciting as a turnip.