[Milton Miteybad]

Thought Texas was immune to this sort of egregious and moronic lunacy.

Oh, no. Not when you have Annise Porker as your mayor. She specializes in egregious and moronic.

[Jack Hammer]

I’ve often considered moving to Texas to get away from the insanity of my home state; guess I’ll cross Houston off the list, though.

And I’ve heard Austin is pretty Leftist, too, huh?