Crisco’s death was due to a fall.
not transfats.
(I’m sorry. Yes, I am classless enough to make a tacky joke right after someone has died. But I will keep him and his family in prayer.)
Maybe Crisco slipped on Crisco.
at least you admit it! i can appreciate a dark, tacky joke...
I encourage everyone to make jokes when I kick the bucket. If I’m on my deathbed I’m going to demand my doctor hooks my IV up to a bottle of fine scotch. If my lungs still work I’m going to take up cigar smoking. If I get creamed while riding my bike I want jokes that (At least he was carbon neutral.) If I choke to death on a spotted owl roast the jokes will fly. My family will get over it...