NONE of those speaks for me!
Everyone of those poofters can kiss my Hairy A$$!
Include me out! Screw all tis racial dhimmitude!
naacp, united negro college fund, congressional black caucus, harlem globetrotters, aarp, latin grammies, black enteratinment television, boy scouts, girl scouts, ku klux klan, ladies night, kids eat free, etc, etc, on and on. Let’s end ALL discrimination (the unjust or prejudicial treatment of different categories of people or things, especially on the grounds of race, age, or sex.) I dare congress (the opposite of progress) to end ALL discrimination!
As soon as libs start off on their pseudo-science rantings, most non-whites’ eyes glaze over as though they were in the classroom. Someone who couldn’t care less about real education isn’t going to get fired up for a fake one; more than anything else, minorities see this as “white people problems”...
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This is so clearly satire, I am surprised anyone fell for it.
(Alan reciting the beginning of the Torah portion, Beresheet aka Genesis in Hebrew, not the haftorah portion.)
Alan: I suck. Theyre gonna take away my yarmulke.
Rabbi: - No, no, no, you you dont suck.
Alan: I suck.
Rabbi: Okay. Yes, you do. You suck.
Rabbi: But thats okay. Youre supposed to suck. This isnt a talent contest, this is a rite of passage. I mean, this happens in all cultures. Its about you being 13 years old. God knew that your voice was gonna change when you were 13. Theres a reason why you gotta do your haftorah at this age. Its a challenge. God is challenging you. Hes calling you a chump. So you gotta come back at him.
Rabbi: So you gotta say, Hey, hashem (God), you think You can scare me with a little, uh, biblical Hebrew just cause my balls havent dropped yet? Im serious. Im serious. You gotta show Him what Alan Kleins made of.
Alan: How?
Rabbi: By sucking with style.
Rabbi: Embrace the suckiness. Just say, I love that I suck.
Alan: I love that I suck.
Rabbi: Good, but own it. Say it. I love that I suck.
Alan: I love that I suck! I love that I suck.
Rabbi: Good. Good. You play.
Alan: I love that I suck.
Rabbi: Keep going with that.
Alan: I love that I suck.
Rabbi: Okay, good. Ill see you next week.
-Keeping The Faith (2000)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3yFN-SOkeJA