[kempster]

This is great news. My dog has done nothing but talk about wanting to join the army since he was a pup. In a few more years he may be able to experience his one true desire.

[Delta Dawn]

In a few more years he may be able to experience his one true desire.

What's that? Hump the leg of a general? Your dog may have watched Stripes one too many times...

[jmacusa]

Yeah, well last night my cat told me he didn’t want to be called a cat anymore. He said from now on he wants to be known as a ‘’Feline-American’’. I got problems. Good luck with your pup though.