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To: clintonh8r

Hi there. Are you a large person? Pleasantly plump? A little on the hefty side, perhaps? Well, let's face it: Are you FAT? When you go jogging, do you leave pot-holes? When you make love, do you have to give directions? At the zoo, do the elephants throw YOU peanuts? Do you look at a menu and say 'OK'? Well, now, you can eat all you want, because at Thornton Melon's "Tall & Fat" stores, we've got you covered. That's right. Fine woolen, and woolen-blend suits and sport coats, in all the larger sizes - husky, stout, extra-stout, and the new Hindenburg line. And for you ladies we have caftans, muumuus, and our own exclusive A-frame in all colors and patterns. Yes, we have miles and miles of fabric. So take it from me, Thornton Melon, if you want to look thin, you hang out with fat people.

32 posted on 05/09/2014 8:32:29 AM PDT by dfwgator
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To: dfwgator

When you sit around the house, do you sit A R O U N D the house? When you wear a rain slicker do 22 kids try to ride you to school?


35 posted on 05/09/2014 8:34:51 AM PDT by clintonh8r (Don't give up! The liberals are buggering and aborting themselves into extinction.)
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