[rjsimmon]

if you could come up with the right size token of appreciation you too could get the results you desired.

How about a 34" Louisville Slugger?

[Mastador1]

How about a 34" Louisville Slugger?

Ahem!, that's just a tad overt, don't ya think? Perhaps something along the lines of a Pinto with a full tank of gas, or a Corvair, or a vintage Ford Explorer, those are the type of gifts that would keep on giving.