OK, one more then.
Ole went over to Fargo an, I mean and, bought a cow.
It gave good milk but farted every time he started milking it.
He was talking to his friend Sven about it, and Sven asked him, “Did ju buy dat cow in NorDakota?”
“Ja,” said Ole. “”but how did ju know dat?
“My vife is from Nordakota.”
LOL! Don’t get me started . . . I suppose you heard the one about the baby skunks, right?