lemme check my crystal ball here, read the tea leaves, the Tarot cards
I can’t stand these stupid predictions
Try mine.
Wow, you are certainly missing the boat here. Instead of criticizing these predictions, you should be issuing one yourself.
Just do what the rest of them do. Pick a random date, then issue a press release: Yldstrk has calculated that the market will crash during the week of August 10, 2014.
If by dumb luck you're right, you're a millionaire. You will get book deals and a cable TV show. Folks will pay you big bucks for a monthly financial newsletter.
And if you're wrong, blame it on global warming. Wait a while, then try again.