Posted on 05/02/2014 2:26:10 PM PDT by 2ndDivisionVet
LOL. I almost said...A rarity. Close :)
It’s a variation of the “Why do the bridesmaid’s bring cow dung to a Polish wedding?” joke from way-back-when.
Lol...reminds me of the old “what do you do if you drop your wallet in Montrose?” joke.
Yes, several of them, all funny. :)
I can’t remember where you are supposed to kick your wallet?
Kick it to Westheimer?
I think that’s it ;)
Westheimer is a very long street, now!
Marriage in any case is something where I honestly feel “to each their own” Just because you consider something a marriage doesn’t mean I do. Nor does it mean that I actually care.
We, in Texas, are the BIGGEST BIGOTS in the country.
Gays would be CRAZY to move here. They will be MUCH HAPPIER staying in California and finding a new employer.
Only two things come from Texas ...
I was expecting this joke:
Guy 1: Only two things come out of Texas State; football players and whores!
Guy 2: I’ll have you know my wife went to Texas State.
Guy 1: Oh. What position did she play?
All those TV sitcoms and detective series filmed there have convinced some Californians that they live in the real world and the rest of the country is some inferior, surreal backwater. It’s the same disease that afflicts DC denizens and certain northeasterners, Manhattanites in particular. They believe the most peculiar things, about themselves as well as all those strange “there they be dragons” locales that have fallen off the edge of the known world to them. Ignorance proudly on display.
Or serve as an ambassador to Libya...
I mean seriously, do people always have to keep the fear of hate itself alive and well? It’s like they’re swatting at shadows sometimes.
I remember being a Delaware resident, and then when I moved to New York state for two years, every second person didn’t realize that Delaware was acutally a state, they thought it was a New Jersey or a Pennsylvania County. Yeah, I’m glad that I actually changed states of residence, otherwise I would have probably had a similar view.
They’ll demand the town be renamed from Plano to Blowmo Tx...
Well, to be fair there are Texas ranches bigger than Delaware, lol. I’ve driven through it a few times on I-95 but never actually spent any time there. Some parts looked nice, some parts didn’t, like most states. I’d imagine all said it’s an expensive place for residents, if only for the fact that there are so few to amortize the cost of state government and federal mandates if nothing else.
The perception - even if artificially manipulated - of being a member of a victim group is a bonding experience.
If gays like California, they can stay in California. It’s as simple as that.
“..allows landlords to discriminate against gay couples ...”
Buy a house, no landlord issues. Are they not a sought-after economiic group because of disposable income?
Don’t worry much lbgt’s, there will be thousands of others dealing with their own relocation issues too..
Haven’t they ever seen Full Metal Jacket? “only steers and queers come from Texas private cowboy, and you don’t much look like a steer to me so that kinda narrows it down.”
So there you go, they should fit right in. Hollywood said it, so it’s got to be true.
It’s only going to get high given how many Delaware residents for reasons mentioned (drug junkies, AIDs, unemployed) will be subscribing to the UCA (Obamacare) pretty soon.
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