I propose the H-SATS method of execution. What you do is strap the criminal in a chair in a sound proof room that has giant speakers in it and you play “Hillarys Sick and Tired Speech” until the criminal is dead. Yes I know I know, it may be cruel and unusual punishment, but the extreme torture only lasts a couple seconds until the extreme irritation knocks out the criminal and then stops his heart. Here is a sample if you are interested:
*WARNING* EXTREMELY HARMFUL SOUND
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NJxmpTMGhU0
I can think of much more creative ways of capital execution for such monsters.
9ft tall, 3 ft in diameter plastic tube with spray nozzles straying a fine mist of salty lemon juice. On the bottom a giant “micro toner” that removes .1 millimeter layers running constantly. Tube is lubricated with a slick lubricant.
Let gravity do the work... may take a while...
I would play through the death chamber loudspeakers those endless radio ad phone numbers:
“Call 1-800-228-3647....that’s 1-800-228-3647....again, 1-800-228-3647....1-800-228-3647....that’s 1-800-228-3647....”
On & on & on until they croak. May take hours.
Add Yoko Ono doing backup vocals for it and it’s perfect.