[Resettozero]

Two Republican rock stars and a cast of backup singers brought their act to Nebraska Friday for U.S. Senate candidate Ben Sasse as the state's GOP primary heads for a wild finale.

Ah, nothing like some good objective unbiased reporting to start an article off on the right foot. Or left foot.

Don't you suppose David Hendee's parents are busting proud that all that college money was well-spent on his Creative Writing classes! Too bad he only got a job in journalism.

Okay, now I'll continue reading with his second sentence of this article. I wonder how much I'll like it too. Tingles down my leg?

[Don Corleone]

Sarah is still alive and well living rent free in the empty heads of the left wing.