[ilovesarah2012]

What’s the plural of “moose”?

[Squawk 8888]

To all- please ping me to Canadian topics.

Canada Ping!

[null and void]

A room with a moose...

[TurboZamboni]

A moose once bit my sister.

[Hugin]

Better a moose than moose limbs.

[Still Thinking]

Sisters or cheese involved?

[Capt. Tom]

I never realized how fast and deadly a female moose could be until I saw video of this poor guy get kicked to death:

AP , Associated Press Jan. 10, 1995 1:21 PM ET ANCHORAGE, ALASKA ANCHORAGE, Alaska (AP) _ A man was stomped to death at the University of Alaska by a moose that was being harassed by students as it roamed the campus with its calf.

The animals were outside the gym when 71-year-old Myong Chin Ra arrived on Monday to use the sauna. ``He tried to just kind of slip by them,'' said campus police Officer Jim Milne, ``but that didn't work.''

The moose charged, and Ra ran toward a clump of trees. He fell on a slippery walkway, said Shane Harvey, a student. ``She'd get on her front legs and kick with her back legs,'' Harvey said. ``He probably got stomped about a dozen times.''

[Oldeconomybuyer]

Moose can be series if looking for cheese.

[bunkerhill7]

Assault Mooses are banned in NY State under the SAFE MOOSE ACT which restricts mooses to only one -10-point antler.
The SAFE MOOSE ACT was signed into law by Gov. CUOMOOSE

[familyop]

It’s not really so Canadian without the polar bears. Southern Ontario needs polar bears.

[familyop]

Heh...uh, Orillia—northern Ontario, too...or the middle, or something. Never mind. ;-)

[a fool in paradise]

Moose bites can be rather nasty.

[Larry Lucido]

Was it just moose, or was it moose and squirrel?

[Daffynition]

Honest Miss Smith...I can explain...the moose ate my hhomework.

[Daffynition]

It this what happens at *ice-out*?

[ThomasThomas]

We had stay inside when every there was a bear a siting. And the time we found a some ammo on the playground the teacher took it away.