For a weapon of mass destruction, I can’t see how you could do better than Bobby Goldsboro’s “Honey.” After a hour of that, these soldiers of Islam would be begging for the comfort of the grave.
Or just play TV commercials for bankruptcy attorneys, but with the theme music for the TV show “Mission Impossible.”
Also, run wires from a copy machine to a colender, have an interpreter wear it on his head while someone presses ‘Print’ repeatedly. Tell the goat rapers it’s a combo lie detector/torture machine: h e watches the commercials and listens to the music while shaking and screaming for mercy and warning them they’re next.