BOB DOLE IS ALWAYS READY.
Bob Dole’s problem was Electile Dysfunction ... and making a creepy Pepsi commercial with Britney Spears.
When your pen is harder that you are, it’s time to visit your doctor about ED
This is a very old photo of Bob Dole, he’s 91 years old.
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A more current photo would show Mr. Dole eating his oatmeal one spoonful at a time as an aide puts it in his mouth for him.