I strongly disagree with his very first axiom: conservatives would be miserable in a liberal run world, precisely because we known what that world would be like.
I hear you and thought he was stretching it to make a point.
Not quite what he said - he said a world as envisioned by liberals. That is, the believers in the idea that we can create utopia. (Whereas conservatives tend to believe than man is fundamentally flawed and therefore should not be trusted with great amounts of power unchecked.)