I never watch ESPN. I have never had any real interest in any sport or team. They are meant to be a passtime but have become an obsession for many fans and a moneymaker for many others. My time has always been better spent doing enjoyable and productive things. I’ve never cared about the emotional experience of any jock (or movie star, singer, etc); in the scheme of things they are all pimples on the ass of time.
'Pimples on the ass of time'...I have to steal that one the next time one of 'Boston's Strong' gets in my face.