[Bobalu]

One of these days we are going to be hit with a deadly worldwide pandemic.

With jet travel, it will spread very quickly.

[Texicanus]

Be sure to cough and spit up a few loogies before, during, and after one of those TSA patdowns. At least the TSA will think twice about getting up close and personal.

If they detain you, just tell them it’s nothing to worry about and that you are on your way to an Obamma fund raiser.