“Did they consider putting deeds in Crackerjack boxes?”
Or gas stations could award “deed-points” with the purchase of every gallon, and after a few fill-ups, you could trade them in for an actual deed on your abandoned property of choice.
Kids, you too can own a square inch in beautiful
Detroit Michigan. If fact with the help of
President Obama’s new own it yourself plan,
we’ll pay you to buy it.
Ask about our EZ buy plan when you register for
your Obamacare physical.