I was told a story about a barge that sank and wrapped around the Mississippi River bridge at Helena, Arkansas. A diver was sent down to survey the damage. He wasn’t down long when he came up and said “Get someone else. I’m not going back down there.” He said the catfish were as big as cars.
Pretty vague. Did he mean a 50's Fiat 500; or a 59 Cadillac Eldorado; or a Ford Excursion?
That's important, so I know what size freezer to buy.