Send all the Democrats there.
Oh, you beat me to it!
Tell them that it's 100% solar-powered (not *quite* a falsehood) and they'll find a way to get there themselves. If they hesitate, mention that the drug distribution territories and abortion clinic locations are being assigned on a first-come, first-served basis. Better hurry!
Screw that! LET the Dems and Libs inherit the Earth. We’ll conquer the rest of the Universe. . .
Wait...why should we pollute that planet? I mean the planet have intelligent life - CONSERVATIVES only. Why should we dothat to them.