[Pearls Before Swine]

Sorry, I think you're going overboard in some of your reasoning. Maybe there was some intelligent design at some time, maybe not, but there's clearly been many eons on earth with some likely evolutionary changes confirmed by various dating techniques.

Your bullet points don't all seem convincing. For example, #9 is:

4. PE requires an eternal victory of animals specifically adapted to localized and parochial conditions over animals which are globally adapted, which never happens in real life.

I submit that this happens all the time. Look at our inner cities.

[varmintman]

You're talking about the effects of stupid laws and rogue political parties, nothing like that happens in nature.

In nature, the first moment some animal species gets penned into some small area, it most often goes extinct as was the case with the little heath hen I mentioned.