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1 posted on 04/15/2014 4:56:19 PM PDT by Sub-Driver
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To: Sub-Driver

“How can you tell he’s the President?”

“He’s the only one who hasn’t got s—t all over him.”


2 posted on 04/15/2014 5:00:40 PM PDT by kaehurowing (FIGHT BULLYING, UNINSTALL FIREFOX)
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To: Sub-Driver

As I recall, Will hosted/attended a dinner with obama and other “journalists”. I like what he’s saying now but was AWOL for the last 6 years. He’s part of the GOPe.


3 posted on 04/15/2014 5:02:09 PM PDT by Oldeconomybuyer (The problem with socialism is that you eventually run out of other people's money.)
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To: Sub-Driver

Anyone but we Seniors who Know Who ‘Monty Python’ is/was?


4 posted on 04/15/2014 5:05:53 PM PDT by SandRat (Duty - Honor - Country! What else needs said?)
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To: Sub-Driver

Is this the part of Monty Python that Obama takes his cues from?

6 posted on 04/15/2014 5:12:28 PM PDT by Defiant (Let the Tea Party win, and we will declare peace on the American people and go home.)
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To: Sub-Driver

Now that’s just silly and an insult to the Monty Python troup who were genius compared to the Obama idiots.


7 posted on 04/15/2014 5:13:56 PM PDT by Bullish (You ever notice that liberalism really just amounts to anti-morality?)
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To: Sub-Driver

Nah! Monty Python was funny, zeros foreign policy is just sad.


8 posted on 04/15/2014 5:15:01 PM PDT by Mastador1 (I'll take a bad dog over a good politician any day!)
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To: Sub-Driver
Minister of Silly Walks, John F'n Kerry:


10 posted on 04/15/2014 5:17:27 PM PDT by bigbob (The best way to get a bad law repealed is to enforce it strictly. Abraham Lincoln)
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To: Sub-Driver

Interviewer: Obama, I’ve been told Putin nailed your head to the floor.
Obama: No, no. Never, never. He was a smashing bloke. He used to give his mother flowers and that. He was like a brother to me.
Interviewer: But the UN have film of Putin actually nailing your head to the floor.
Obama Oh yeah, well - he did that, yeah.
Interviewer Why?
Obama: Well he had to, didn’t he? I mean, be fair, there was nothing else he could do. I mean, I had transgressed the unwritten law.
Interviewer: What had you done?
Obama: Er... Well he never told me that. But he gave me his word that it was the case, and that’s good enough for me with old Putin. I mean, he didn’t want to nail my head to the floor. I had to insist. He wanted to let me off. There’s nothing Putin wouldn’t do for you.


16 posted on 04/15/2014 5:38:55 PM PDT by mrsmith (Dumb sluts: Lifeblood of the Media, Backbone of the Democrat Party!)
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To: Sub-Driver

Brave Sir Barry?

Bravely bold Sir Robin
Rode forth from Camelot.
He was not afraid to die,
Oh brave Sir Robin.
He was not at all afraid
To be killed in nasty ways.
Brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Robin.

He was not in the least bit scared
To be mashed into a pulp.
Or to have his eyes gouged out,
And his elbows broken.
To have his kneecaps split
And his body burned away,
And his limbs all hacked and mangled
Brave Sir Robin.

His head smashed in
And his heart cut out
And his liver removed
And his bowls unplugged
And his nostrils raped
And his bottom burnt off
And his pen—

“That’s... that’s enough music for now lads,
*** looks like there’s dirty work afoot*** ???.”

Brave Sir Robin ran away.
(”No!”)
Bravely ran away away.
(”I didn’t!”)
When danger reared it’s ugly head,
He bravely turned his tail and fled.
(”no!”)
Yes, brave Sir Robin turned about
(”I didn’t!”)
And gallantly he chickened out.

****Bravely**** taking (”I never did!”) to his feet,
He beat a very brave retreat.
(”all lies!”)
Bravest of the braaaave, Sir Robin!
(”I never!”)


17 posted on 04/15/2014 5:39:53 PM PDT by tumblindice (Are all Democrats inveterate, habitual liars?)
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To: Sub-Driver

Monty Python? I was thinking more along the lines of....

21 posted on 04/15/2014 6:33:33 PM PDT by Gay State Conservative (Stalin Blamed The Kulaks,Obama Blames The Tea Party)
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To: Sub-Driver

I’ve agreed for years about Obama and Monty Python’s Flying Circus.. only Obama Jivethon’s Lying Circus is far-out funnier by a mile.


25 posted on 04/16/2014 8:41:46 PM PDT by WilliamofCarmichael (If modern America's Man on Horseback is out there, Get on the damn horse already!)
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