So, you ain't goin' but you want someone else to.
Same as the brave guys were tickled to see me off to VN then go back to their college fun and games.
Some people are all hat and no cattle.
Nice hat
It might surprise you to hear this, but that's the way governments work. Soldiers don't decide where they feel like fighting. If you want to decide what battles you want to fight, don't sign up for the military. If you want to play with the latest hardware and pick your own battles, plan a coup in Pago Pago and establish yourself as head honcho. Then you can play to your heart's content.