I’m prepared. I’ve got an unopened bottle of Jack Daniels and lots of ice. Stinks for the (relatively few) innocents around that would get hurt or killed but...
I’d call for pizza, then play Xbox. Probably take a trip. Check my Facebook and post a few tweets about the racist Russians nuking DC cuz OBVIOUSLY they hate black people.
Wait...what do you mean no electricity and Martial Law?
I have RIGHTS!!!
/Liberal