“Do you know how dangerous it is for you to run around with a gun and a badge with what you just told me?”
Reminds me of the story about the rancher and the BLM agent (an odd coincidence, surely)
Fellow is working in the barn on his ranch. Pretty soon he hears a loud voice outside the barn. He goes out and there is a BLM agent.
Agent asks, “do you own this property?”
Rancher says “yes, what business it it of yours?”
Agent says, “ we hear tell that some people are growing marijuana in fields on farms like yours, and we’re gonna go search your land.”
Rancher says, “Fine, but whatever you do, don’t go into that field right there.”
Agent says, “You see this *$%#*#@& badge? It says I can go anywhere I want, anytime I want. Open the gate and let me into that field.”
So... the farmer does, then goes into the barn. Soon, he hears another ruckus. He goes to the gate and sees the agent running across the field with a large horned bull chasing him. And the bull is catching up. The agent is yelling “HELP, HELP”.
The rancher leans over the top of the gate and yells back, “SHOW HIM YOUR *$%#*#@& BADGE.”
LOL