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To: HiTech RedNeck

Millions of Texas cattle are grazing around oil rigs and natural gas / fracking wells. The multi-use is actually ideal, because cows don’t care about the pumps.


212 posted on 04/11/2014 1:58:46 PM PDT by tbw2
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To: tbw2

But Obama wants to stop their frackin` cow farts.


219 posted on 04/11/2014 2:03:49 PM PDT by bunkerhill7 ("The Second Amendment has no limits on firepower"-NY State Senator Kathleen A. Marchione.")
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To: tbw2
The multi-use is actually ideal, because cows don’t care about the pumps.

There is a certain danger, however.

My step-dad was an insurance adjuster in Kansas. And, once upon a time, he was assigned the job of adjusting a loss by a local rancher.

Seems his prize bull had attempted to get it on with a pumpjack. And his most valuable appendage was, er, "damaged" in the encounter. Permanently.

As I recall, they eventually settled on $3000 as compensation for the bull's member. The rancher accepted the check, saying "I once had a prize bull. Now, I've got $3000...and an ox."

230 posted on 04/11/2014 2:13:55 PM PDT by okie01 (The Mainstream Media -- IGNORANCE ON PARADE)
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