[MNDude]

there’s a joke I’ve heard abroad that says “In heaven, the wives are Japanese and the houses are American. In Hell, the houses are Japanese and the wives are American”

[Mr. Jeeves]

The full version:

Heaven is an American salary, an English house, a Chinese cook, and a Japanese wife.

Hell is a Chinese salary, a Japanese house, an English cook, and an American wife.

;)