[Darksheare]

Wearing a tee shirt that reads: “I’ll go for your mom”
Worst insult to give a guy: “Dude, your mom is hot. She available?”

[Right Brother]

Live in a college town. I see the ‘moms’ on mom’s weekend. A lot of them are not innocent victims of horny young males. Many are dressed slutty and love the attention. Some are trolling. It’s pretty disgusting.

[21twelve]

Some guy was talking about his stop at the single’s bar known for three-ways with a mother-daughter thing. The guy is eye-balling a good looking gal in her fifties. Thinks to himself “Man - I bet her daughter is GORGEOUS!”.

The gal sees him, and comes over and says “I bet you're one of those guys that likes that mother-daughter stuff. You interested?”

“Oh boy - I sure am!”
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“HEY MA!! I GOT A LIVE ONE OVER HERE!”