[Yaelle]

“GUN FREE ZONE”

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I’ll help you flesh out your proposal.

Gun Free Zone takes place in an urban public high school, where a bumbling unarmed security guard, a politically correct female school principal, and a beloved gay English teacher all join forces to attempt to keep school shootings to a minimum. Hilarity ensues when perps use automatic weapons throughout the dilapidated campus, mostly with bad aim. When Officer Bumtrodden catches up with them, it’s detention for at least a week. Principal Laquisha will have the bullies waxing cars in the parking lot as punishment, and Dear Old Mr. Bruce always finds the hidden motivation that has upset the shooter, and helps to talk him into a peaceful solution.

Theme song: “Pumped Up Kicks.”

[Darksheare]

Filter “hey man nice shot”

[SkyPilot]

Gun Free Zone takes place in an urban public high school, where a bumbling unarmed security guard, a politically correct female school principal, and a beloved gay English teacher all join forces to attempt to keep school shootings to a minimum. Hilarity ensues when perps use automatic weapons throughout the dilapidated campus, mostly with bad aim. When Officer Bumtrodden catches up with them, it’s detention for at least a week. Principal Laquisha will have the bullies waxing cars in the parking lot as punishment, and Dear Old Mr. Bruce always finds the hidden motivation that has upset the shooter, and helps to talk him into a peaceful solution.

Brilliant. I'll call Bobcat Goldthwait's agent - I don't think Bobcat has been getting many offers lately, and I think the Studio can tie him into the script.