see, you’ve got it. that could be the show opening. :-)
How about this one?
Nurse Mafia Princess
Plotline: A Septuagenarian grandmother with breast implants drives her large family crazy with her hair brained and cockamamie ideas and schemes. Features a weepy, gutless, lovable drunk male character in the role of the supposed head of the household and a Midwestern nephew know-it-all nicknamed "Paulie" who hates military veterans with a passion.