[RoosterRedux]

I frankly am tired of getting screwed by the rest of the 534 members of congress.

Sorry, I know you Congressional interns have a rough time of it.

[HiTech RedNeck]

I’ve heard weirder like strait-laced Congressmen being waited on by obviously faggy interns. They’re practically licking the guy’s shoes and he eats it up because it makes him feel like a big shot.