One day it occurred to me “If I can feel her, she’s got to feel me.” It livened up my life a bit.
My innocence probably saved me, though. My brother is a 59 year old flight attendant, still single, and I don’t think I’ve ever seen him with a woman much over 30. His current girlfriend is 29 and apparently it’s pretty serious.
To me they are kids the same age as my daughters.
I was in a store a while back buying some milk and this HOT lady in her fifties reached in the case and got 2% milk. I said “You’re a perfect advertisement for that.”
As I picked up the whole milk she smiled and said “Thank you. I see you like the real stuff, the kind that’ll get you in trouble.”
I said something like “Yeah, a lot of things get me in trouble.”
She said “Sometimes trouble can be fun.”
I said something stupid and walked away.
I get in the car and tell my wife what happened. She explained to me that the woman took my comment as flirting and the woman was flirting back. Sadly, there was a time when she wouldn’t have had to explain that to me. I’m losing my touch. No, I’ve already lost my touch.