[be-baw]

Lost all credibility when he said you have to stir pasta continuously. That’s idiotic. I didn’t read the rest of the article.

[frogjerk]

This seems like an inner monologue by the writer that wants to share it with an audience that doesn’t care.

[WayneS]

Rolling boils are hard to lance...

[maine-iac7]

I slogged though it, waiting for it to start showing the brilliant writing the author was claiming.

My red editor's pen, however, was itching for action, which became a distraction.

And by the way, is this a sentence? “As when an 18-wheeler meets a sports car that has wandered across the center line, R.I.P.” (This is not the only such disjointed collection of words.)

A fine, clean tasting soup is made of a few “right” ingredients. Adding every ingredient you can think of makes for a glutenous, unpalatable hodge-podge, no matter how you stir it.